The Manchurian Marxist Moslem…
Category: Humor
Signs that Your Health Plan is Based on Obamacare
The annual breast exams are done at Hooters. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
Something is Not Right About Immigration
It just doesn’t feel right… Let’s take a closer look at this: If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross
Hands Off My Body
It always seems a little crazy when the anti-abortion folks talk about the sanctity of life, yet they rationalize the killing of abortion doctors. … Well, here is an updated version of modern hypocrisy: The pro-abortion folks declaring “It’s my body,
No Nursing Home for Me
No nursing home for me. I’m checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble. I have already checked on
Congress Making Us Feel Overstuffed
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I feel that things are going best for the country when Congress is not in session… they can’t be making more inane laws and legislating their version of morality.
Great Quotes from WC Fields
If you’re too young to know about WC Fields, all you need to know is that he was a comedian that loved his alcohol… Here are some of his more amusing statements: 1) I always keep a supply of stimulant
Top 10 Magic Tricks
From Listverse, the top modern magic tricks… with videos. I’ve seen the Penn and Teller “Magic Bullet” trick in person. It’s pretty darn good.
The Demographics of American Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
Questions to Ponder
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?” 3. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? 4. Why is it that doctors call what they