The annual breast exams are done at Hooters. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
It just doesn’t feel right… Let’s take a closer look at this: If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross
It always seems a little crazy when the anti-abortion folks talk about the sanctity of life, yet they rationalize the killing of abortion doctors. … Well, here is an updated version of modern hypocrisy: The pro-abortion folks declaring “It’s my body,
No nursing home for me. I’m checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble. I have already checked on
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I feel that things are going best for the country when Congress is not in session… they can’t be making more inane laws and legislating their version of morality.
If you’re too young to know about WC Fields, all you need to know is that he was a comedian that loved his alcohol… Here are some of his more amusing statements: 1) I always keep a supply of stimulant
From Listverse, the top modern magic tricks… with videos. I’ve seen the Penn and Teller “Magic Bullet” trick in person. It’s pretty darn good.
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?” 3. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? 4. Why is it that doctors call what they
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the