Here is an interesting headline from the Dayton Daily News: Hat tip to Mark Clower
Category: Humor
GOP Knows Pork
I was often a supporter of the Bush administration, however, his form of “compassionate conservatism” did the country no favors. Indeed, many in the GOP spent like drunken sailors on shore leave in San Diego…
Creative Solutions to the Country’s Problems
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately — illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. it’s a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of
Don’t Mess with the Marines
Here’s an interesting story from Mark Clower… All aircraft in the Persian Gulf are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute ‘heads up’ if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure
Affirmative Action Interview
Here is a cute skit from MAD TV that is intended to be humorous, but illustrates how crazy the affirmative action world has become… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYYAvPjNmYY[/youtube] I think I’ve actually interviewed candidates similar to this woman…
World’s Shortest Joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet”, she replied. Hat tip to Slick
New Stock Market Terms
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius BEAR MARKET – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get
Golf Fanatics
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
Good Quotes about Education
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” – Mark Twain “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” – B.F. Skinner “The advantage
More Old Man Humor
An old man goes into a drug store and says ‘Can I have 6 Viagra tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘ But a quarter tablet will not give you a