Local Newspapers

Is the Dayton Daily News the next to go under?  My view is the DDN information is typically a day behind, and their opinion page reads like a rehash of the New York Times…

European Heaven and Hell

Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French   and It’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics

Does Quattro Mean 4?

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro!” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal?” asks the German driver. “Quattro

Interesting Quotes from Women

Another funny set from StrangeCosmos: “I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman “Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck “If high heels were