“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” — Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” — Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” — Billy Wilder
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill