Classy Insults

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” — Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” — Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” — Billy Wilder

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill

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