Country Humor

Billy Bob saw his friend Bubba walking up the road, carrying a bag over his shoulder.
Billy Bob asked, “Bubba, what you got in thet bag?”
Bubba said, “I gots me some chickens in this here bag!”
Billy Bob said, “Bubba, if I guess how many chickens you got in thet there bag, can I have half of them?”
Bubba said, “Billy Bob, if you guess how many chickens I got in this here bag, you can have them both!”
Billy Bob thinks for a minute and says, “Seven!”

(I think I know these guys…)

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