Dennis Miller on Politics

We haven’t heard from Dennis Miller until his recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show…  He always has an interesting viewpoint:

When asked about global warming…

“I just don’t think we control [the temperature] like we think we do,” said Miller. “Clean air, clean water, count me in, but some of these things are just crazy,” he continued. “Alaska? I don’t care about Alaska. To me, Alaska’s ideal for our purposes. It’s cold. It’s set off from the main house. It’s got a lot of goodies in it. It’s like that old fridge you keep out in the garage. I think it’s time to start hittin’ it for some Jeno’s pizza rolls ’cause the game is on.

Miller said what gets him “frosted” is the recent case of six Muslim imams in Minneapolis who are complaining about their removal from a US Airways flight due to security concerns arising from their purported suspicious behavior.

“Hey, join the club, boys,” Miller said. “You know, I tried to sneak an extra thimble full of Shampoo onto the plane. Next thing you know, I’m getting cavity searched by a patriot wearing a catcher’s mitt. But these guys start singing ’99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’ in Farsi, and we’re not supposed to notice.”

Leno also asked Miller his opinion on the recent “sexpidemic” of female teachers having sex with their students.

“It’s crazy, I mean, when I was 14, my teacher wouldn’t let me bang the erasers,” Miller clowned. “I think there’s so little discipline in schools now that this is the only way teachers can get kids to do anything.”

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