Do you ever wonder…
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don’t ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why lemon is juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?