Driving Style

From StrangeCosmos… I know where you’re from by the way you drive:

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
  3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
  4. One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California  (with gun in lap: L.A)
  5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California
  6. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
  7. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
  8. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas
  9. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia
  10. Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

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