Flying to Israel

The El Al plane landed at Ben Gurion airport, and as it taxied to the terminal, the voice of the captain came on:

“Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop at the gate, and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell phones may not be used until the exit doors have been opened.

To those who are still seated with your seat belt on, and your phones off, we wish you a Merry Christmas!, and hope that you enjoy your visit to Israel!

To those of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell phones, we wish you a Happy Hanukkah!, and welcome back home!”

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