From our friends at StrangeCosmos:
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
- Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.
- If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
- Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.