The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. – Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. – Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Edgar Bergen
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job. – Slappy White
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’. – Robert Paul
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. – Muhammad Ali
A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error. – Dennis Miller
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K Jerome