More humor from StrangeCosmos:
1. A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
2. Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
3. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
4. Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
5. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.