Funny Quotes about Food

More humor from StrangeCosmos:

1. A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

2. Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

3. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

4. Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.

5. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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