Courtesy of StrangeCosmos
1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”
4) Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
5) On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
6) On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
7) On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
8) In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
9) In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
10) At a propane filling station, “Tank heaven for little grills.”
11) At a radiator shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”