Funny Signs for Businesses

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos

1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”

2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”

4) Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

5) On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

6) On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”

7) On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”

8) In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”

9) In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

10) At a propane filling station, “Tank heaven for little grills.”

11) At a radiator shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”

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