1. “Can you tell me yesterday’s specials, please? I have a time machine.”
2. “I need to speak to the manager. No, the service was fine, but she won’t let me see my kids.”
3. “Can you recommend a Merlot that would go well with a bottle of sleeping pills?”
4. “Excuse me, is your chef of pure Aryan blood?”
5. “That steak was so soft and tender! Do you think it came from a gay cow?”
6. “I think I’m going to need a table close to the toilets.”