Some humor from StrangeCosmos:
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” – Alfred Hitchcock
“This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.” Clint Eastwood
“A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission, and the babysitter were worth it.” – Alfred Hitchcock
“Every great film should seem new every time you see it.” – Roger Ebert
“My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabar
“The greatest films are those which show how society shapes man. The greatest plays are those which show how man shapes society.” – Kenneth Tynan