Great Quotes from WC Fields

If you’re too young to know about WC Fields, all you need to know is that he was a comedian that loved his alcohol…  Here are some of his more amusing statements:

1) I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which I also keep handy.

2) Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

3) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

4) I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

5) I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

6) If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.

7) A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

8) Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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