Humor About College and Adulthood

Another great one from StrangeCosmos… You Know You’ve Been Out of College Too Long When:

~ Your potted plants stay alive.
~ 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
~ You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
~ You carry an umbrella.
~ You watch the Weather Channel.
~ Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
~ You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
~ You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
~ Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
~ Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
~ You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
~ Dinner and a movie: The *whole* date instead of the beginning of one.
~ You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
~ Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho’s.
~ Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

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