“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” – Howard Aiken
“Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act.” – Truman Capote
“He who stops being better stops being good.” – Oliver Cromwell
“Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.” – Rodney Dangerfield