Interesting Concepts for Grown-ups

As you grow older, you have a more mature outlook:

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
2. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
3. Was learning cursive really necessary?
4. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
5. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
6. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

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