From StrangeCosmos, new word definitions:
Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage – It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree.
Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.