Interesting New Word Definitions

Great stuff from StrangeCosmos

Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.

Marriage – It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree.

Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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