Interesting Quotes About Food

  1. A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
  2. I don’t eat anything that a dog won’t eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, “I don’t think so.” And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants.
  3. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
  4. I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.
  5. Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
  6. It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.