1. “The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.”
2. “It’s not the people who are in prison worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.”
3. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
4. “Now that women are jockeys, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.”
5. “When you see what some women marry, you realise how they must hate to work for a living.”