Another funny set from StrangeCosmos:
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck
“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.” – Sue Grafton
“I’m not going to vacuum ’till Sears makes one you can ride on.” – Roseanne Barr
“I think – therefore I’m single.” – Lizz Winstead
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” – Elayne Boosler
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson