Interesting Quotes from Women

Another funny set from StrangeCosmos:

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck

“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.” – Sue Grafton

“I’m not going to vacuum ’till Sears makes one you can ride on.” – Roseanne Barr

“I think – therefore I’m single.” – Lizz Winstead

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” – Elayne Boosler

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson

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