“It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.” – Jerome K. Jerome
“Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off guard and allow you opportunity to commit more.” – Mark Twain
“When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.” – Winston Churchill
“Those are my principals, if you don’t like them….I have others.” – Groucho Marx
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