Given the situation with the Costa Concordia, there is already humor about Italian cruise ships… hat tip to Slick:
1. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? – On the rocks
2. What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? – Leeks
3. What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? – Follow the captain
4. When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied “off course.”