Military Humor

“Aim towards the enemy.”
–Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
–Infantry Journal

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”
–U.S. Air Force manual

“Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.”
–Infantry Journal

“Tracers work both ways.”
–U.S. Army Ordnance

“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into an ambush.”
–Infantry Journal

“Any ship can be a minesweeper….once.”
–Navy Admiral

“If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.”
–USAF Ammo Troop

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