More Play on Words

1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

4. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

5. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

6. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

7. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

8. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet.’

9. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

10. Don’t join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.

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