From StrangeCosmos… quotes from famous mothers:
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
BATMAN’S MOTHER: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!”
GOLDILOCK’S MOTHER: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. You know anything about this Goldie?”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something….?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!”