Motivational Slogans for the Office

More goodies from StrangeCosmos:

1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
2. We put the “k” in “kwality.”
3. If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
4. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
6. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
9. Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
12. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
13. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
14. You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.
15. Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

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