A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
Dimocrats and Euphemisms
A good one from Slick… Thanks
Motivational Slogans for the Office
More goodies from StrangeCosmos: 1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 2. We put the “k” in “kwality.” 3. If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing. 4. Artificial Intelligence is no
Russian Paradise
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked,
Oh God!
What does an atheist say during an orgasm? “Oh Darwin! Oh Darwin!”
Starting the Day with a Positive Outlook
Follow these six easy steps: 1. Create a new file in your computer. 2. Name it ‘Barack Hussein Obama’. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your computer will ask you: ‘Do you really want
SR-71 Blackbird: Insider’s Story
The article below is a great inside story about the high-flying SR-71 Blackbird. Thanks to Joe Knecht for forwarding… In April 1986, following an attack on American soldiers at a Berlin disco, President Reagan ordered the bombing of Muammar Qaddafi’s
Screw in a Light Bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Men will screw anything.
Crazy Dreams
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. “I am so obsessed with my mother…As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I
Cincinnati – Sports Wilderness
You may have seen my recent rant about the Cincinnati Bungals… well, guess what? I’m not the only one who recognizes the futility of sports teams in Cincinnati. A recent issue of Forbes magazine rated Cincinnati as one of the 5