A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium.  He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics.  He inquired of the tour guide, “Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?”

“No,” replied the guide, “It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer.”

“Never heard of him.  What did he write?”

The guide replied, “A check”.

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