More goodies from StrangeCosmos:
1. “Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
2. “People like you are the reason people like me take pills!”
3. “There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and….”
4. “Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!”
5. “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
6. “A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”