Three Rednecks were working high up on a cell phone tower – Fred, Greg, and Cooter. As they started their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Greg says, “Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.”

Fred says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Greg says, “Where did you get that beer, Fred?”

“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Fred replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

Fred says, “Well, not exactly… When she answered the door, I said to her ‘You must be Cooter’s widow’.”

She said, “You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.”….then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”

Hat tip to Joe Knecht

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