The annual breast exams are done at Hooters.
Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
“The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
The only expense covered 100% is “embalming”
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little m’s on them.