Signs that Your Health Plan is Based on Obamacare

The annual breast exams are done at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”

Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

“The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.

The only expense covered 100% is “embalming”

Your Prozac comes in different colors with little m’s on them.

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