Spread the Stupidity

This is a good one from Fred Sokol:

Only in America ….do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ….do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ….do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ….do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘ many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America ….do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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