“In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.” – Mark Twain
“Dublin University contains the dream of Ireland – rich and thick.” – Samuel Beckett
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” – Mark Twain
“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain
“I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like ‘What I’m going to be if I grow up.'” – Lenny Bruce
“In our school, you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn’t have any, they gave you some.” – Emo Philips