Strange Quotes from StrangeCosmos:
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – ZsaZsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. – Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. – Ed Furgol
Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. – Henny Youngman
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. – Joe Namath
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Henry Asquith