Unusual Quotes

Strange Quotes from StrangeCosmos:

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – ZsaZsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. – Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. – Ed Furgol

Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. – Henny Youngman

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. – Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Henry Asquith

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