Things to Ponder…
1. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? How do they check?
2. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
3. Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?
4. If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
5. If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still
grow, only be troubled and insecure?
6. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
7. What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered