Words to Live By at Work


1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 

2. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. 

3. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. 

4. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 

5. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. 

6. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 

7. The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. 


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