Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your office desk:
1. “It’s okay: I’m still billing the client.”
2. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
3. “Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper.”
4. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
5. “I’m actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at the last management seminar you made me attend.”