You Might be Trailer Trash

You Might be Trailer Trash, if..

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

6. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

7. The re-sale value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

8. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

9. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

10. Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos”.

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