This one is for my wife… I always tell her how wonderful she looks without makeup. I remind her that most celebrities don’t look very nice without tons of makeup and the handy use of Photoshop… Take a look at
Month: February 2007
I Am Your Worst Nightmare
This one was sent to me by Joe Knecht… the email attributes it to George Carlin, but it sounds too libertarian for Carlin. Nevertheless, it’s a profound outlook on being a “Bad” American. I believe the money I make belongs to
Blackwell is Staying the Course
Kenneth Blackwell, the conservative Republican that lost the Ohio Governorship election to a liberal Democrat in 2006, writes about “beginning again”. He quotes Willie Davis and Elie Wiesel and how their viewpoints help him maintain perspective. While you may not
More Humorous Quotes
“What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?” –Marilyn Pittman “When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?” –Robin Williams “A woman
Brrrrr… It’s Cold!
…so much for global warming. Today in Dayton, Ohio the temperature was -4 degrees F with a wind chill making it feel like -20 degrees. Most of the schools in the Great Lakes region have been cancelled (Leonard couldn’t be
The Perfect Super Bowl Seat!
My father (the man that’s never watched a Super Bowl game) forwarded this one to me… Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in
Is this the NBA or NFL?
This is the list of infractions: 36 – have been accused of spousal abuse 7 – have been arrested for fraud 19 – have been accused of writing bad checks 117 – have bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 –
My Email to Senator Voinovich
I recently used Senator Voinovich’s web site to share my opinion on his path to becoming a RINO (Republican in Name Only): Senator Voinovich: Last year I contacted you to express my concern about your opposition to John Bolton for
An Ethical Dilemma – What Would You Do?
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
You’ve Got Mail
This is the way Sabah understands computers…