A gentlemen went to a public library to hear a Moslem Imam speak, and asked him three questions: 1. He asked about Taqiyya and Ketman. 2. He asked what why moderate Moslems aren’t speaking out against Jihad. 3. He asked about
Month: February 2007
A Man Walked Into a Bar…
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have”. The man thought a moment
Hindsight is 20-20
Many of you may not recall that in 1990, Lotus and Novell were going to merge into a software powerhouse (excerpts from the May 21, 1990 New York Times): The merger didn’t happen because each company “thought too much
Liberals Say the Damnedest Things
Leave it to stupid, f&#king liberal Jew to distort reality and moral perspective… Ellen Goodman, the sophomoric columnist for the Boston Globe, noted recently, “I would like to say we’re at a point where global warming is impossible to deny…
Political Correctness Parody
James Taranto writes in the Wall Street Journal about lunacy at San Francisco State University. This is the case where students are in trouble for desecrating the flag. No, not the American flag, but the flag of the terrorist organizations
Global Warming or Cooling?
With the recent pronouncement that global warming is an absolute truth, I’ve encountered two great articles that comment on the rationale. One appeared in the Times of India and the other appeared in Newsweek. The great editorial writer, George Will noted in
Are People Bored?
The way people spend their time is reflective of the wealth of a society. For example, the Romans under the leadership of Caligula were famous for their wealth and associated debauchery. In many ways, American society is approaching many of
News Headlines From the Year 2029
Some humor from my budy Walt Wood… Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
PETA: Little-Known Facts
A few little-known facts about that insidious organization known as PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals): 1) PETA’s overall goal is “total animal liberation.” This means no meat, no milk, no zoos, no circuses, no pets, and so
Hotel Fire Alarm: Everyone Needs to Experience One
Erol Yalaz and I are in the Pittsburgh area working at a customer site for a couple of days. We were spending the night at a Hampton Inn in Steubenville, Ohio… and behold, a piercing fire alarm wakes everyone in the hotel