Installing a home security system in West Virginia: 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of well-used men’s work boots, size 14. 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Month: February 2009
Gitmo Terrorist Returns to Bomb White House?
I’m sure there are folks out there that feel it would be poetic justice for a terrorist released from Gitmo to come back and drop a bomb on O’bama and company…
Brain Tests
Count every ‘ F ‘ in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS… How many? There are 6 — no joke. Read it again! Really, go Back
Humor for Those Growing Older
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks her what she’s doing. She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a
Fantastic Jewish Sex
The Italian man said, ‘Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with pasta, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!’ The Frenchman boasted, ‘Last week
Amazing Photographic Technology
A photographer used technology called Gigapan to make a massive 1,400 megapixel photograph (yes, you read the right… over 1.4 billion pixels) of the inaugural audience at the moment O’bama gave his address. This means that you can zoom in on
Interesting Optical Illusions
What do you see in the image below? In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). Now, what do you see? You may not see it at
Mysterious Ways of the Lord…
I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways, and with a sense of humor: First: No one died! Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be
CNN Has Really Lost Its Way
I’m sitting in the Huntsville, Alabama airport waiting for my flight back to Dayton, and unfortunately they have CNN playing non-stop (note: I’m typing this post using the free airport Wi Fi). I actually stopped watching CNN about 8 years ago
A School District Spends Education Budget for a PR Firm?
What do you think of a school district that has to beg for the funding levy to pass to meet its basic budget requirements? Now, what do you think if that school district sets aside more than $100K to hire