More Play on Words

1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. 2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a

Elderly Man at the Ice Cream Parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’

Flyers Win Home Opener

Missy and I went with our friends to the UD game yesterday afternoon versus Mt. Saint Marys… The Flyers won fairly easily, but they didn’t look very sharp. Their shooting was pretty lackluster, but the two new point guards (Parker

Gems Hockey vs Arizona

We attended the Dayton Gems hockey game Friday night at that palace of an arena (insert sarcastic grunt here) known as Hara…  The Gems beat the visiting Arizona Sun Dogs, 4-3 on a shoot out.   The Gems have a

Boeing/Northrop Conference

I just returned from a Boeing/Northrop 3D design conference in Phoenix, where we had a booth promoting my other company, DISCUS.  There were four “models” walking by, so I stopped them and asked them to pose for a picture with